10 Quick Horse Jokes


So you had a bad day? It feels like every day is a Monday? You feel angry and depressed? Well, here are some quirky and quick horse jokes for you to enjoy. Hopefully, this will cheer you up a little bit. 

Q. Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him?

A. The doctor described his condition as stable.

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?

A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

Q: What do you call a scary female horse?

A: A nightmare!

Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels.

What do you do?

A: Get off the carousel and sober up.

Q. Where do horses go when they’re sick?

A. The horsepital.

Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A: A tale of WHOA!

Q: How do you make a small fortune on horse racing?

A: Start with a large fortune.

Q: Which side of a horse has more hair?

A: The outside

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”

Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?

A: Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.

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