10 Quick Horse Jokes
So you had a bad day? It feels like every day is a Monday? You feel angry and depressed? Well, here are some quirky and quick horse jokes for you to enjoy. Hopefully, this will cheer you up a little bit.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him?
A. The doctor described his condition as stable.
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!
Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels.
What do you do?
A: Get off the carousel and sober up.
Q. Where do horses go when they’re sick?
A. The horsepital.
Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!
Q: How do you make a small fortune on horse racing?
A: Start with a large fortune.
Q: Which side of a horse has more hair?
A: The outside
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”
Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
A: Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.
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