10 Quick Horse Jokes
So you had a bad day? It feels like every day is a Monday? You feel angry and depressed? Well, here are some quirky and quick horse jokes for you to enjoy. Hopefully, this will cheer you up a little bit.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him?
A. The doctor described his condition as stable.
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!
Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels.
What do you do?
A: Get off the carousel and sober up.
Q. Where do horses go when they’re sick?
A. The horsepital.
Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!
Q: How do you make a small fortune on horse racing?
A: Start with a large fortune.
Q: Which side of a horse has more hair?
A: The outside
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”
Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
A: Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.
There’s a reason why there aren’t just human beings on this planet. The reason can be simply the way genetics went or the evolution sorted things or it can be an answer to why human beings need companions other than the humans themselves and who else can really fill in the requirement other than an animal that is a pet and what possibly can get better than having a horse as a companion.
Equestrian helmets may not be the biggest fashion sensation today, but there are some stories behind them. The distinctive style of the helmet, kept even in these days of modern materials and cutting-edge design, still reflects the tradition of conservatism proliferated by the early English riding headdress.
From day one since the human beings were discovered on this planet there has been their need of having a good partner around rising. This partner doesn’t always have to be another human of another gender and thanks to evolution it gave us horses, a bunch of amazing animals that stand by our side whenever we need them and ones that are perhaps the richer in such case from history.