10 Quick Horse Jokes


So you had a bad day? It feels like every day is a Monday? You feel angry and depressed? Well, here are some quirky and quick horse jokes for you to enjoy. Hopefully, this will cheer you up a little bit. 

Q. Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him?

A. The doctor described his condition as stable.

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?

A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

Q: What do you call a scary female horse?

A: A nightmare!

Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels.

What do you do?

A: Get off the carousel and sober up.

Q. Where do horses go when they’re sick?

A. The horsepital.

Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A: A tale of WHOA!

Q: How do you make a small fortune on horse racing?

A: Start with a large fortune.

Q: Which side of a horse has more hair?

A: The outside

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”

Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?

A: Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.

Men Love Equestrian Events

Men Love Equestrian Events

Loving the competition–this is presumably the very motto of men. They do enjoy any form of competition. The competition that they take too much interest in range from the simple basketball games wherein they bet for their own favored teams to bring home the bacon and down to enlisting themselves as members of a specific sports event team and work on taking home the victory.

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